Friday, April 16, 2010

Ho-Hum.

I'm having a very boring week.

My stay-at-home human had a knee operation a week ago [NO, it wasn't because of me, thanks for asking] and has become a stay-in-bed human.









When I try to climb up for a cuddle, she uses her Very Loud Voice. It doesn't matter if I say "Please? Please, please, PLEEEASE...?"





I've tried saying please with my left paw. 











I've tried saying please with my right paw.

 
 I've tried my Sad But Hopeful Face.
My GRRRR!-I'M!-COMING!-UP!-WHETHER!-YOU!-LIKE!-IT!-OR!-NOT! Stance.



I've tried my roll-on-the-back-look-how-hard-it-is-on-the-floor trick. 

Nothing works. 

She has A Very Hard Heart.

Since she can't cuddle me or take me out for coffee and french toast, my stay-in-bed human has been concentrating on improving my English.

Some new words that I'm practising a lot this week are:

"NO!"    "STOP!"   "Wait!"    "Slowly, Georgia, SLOWLY...!!!"    "Step away!"   "NOW missy!"  "No licking my knee Georgia, NO!"

 All my new words come with !!! and CAPITALS.

Let me tell you, she's freaking me out a little.

   I miss my cuddles.



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A Word from My Sponsor:

This post is dedicated to all the wonderful folk at Birrung Park. Thanks for asking after me. I never thought I'd ever say this, but I DO miss walking the dogs! : ) xox







5 comments:

amy said...

on fb -
ouch the knee!! aw georgia has such a doggie "i'm so sad i need something face"! my dog used to make that for food, when he was already fat!

sim said...

on fb -
Love the blog. My sympathies to Georgia. So..... is she still hse bound? For her sake get well SOON!

louise said...

on fb -
Can you get a professional dog cuddler in? I'm free! Oooch knee looks nasty. Invalid. Hope you're ok though.

rachel said...

on fb -
poor knee. How about this Monday?

georgia little pea said...

A message from my stay-in-bed human -

knee is much better today actually. thanks all.

georgia still has a dog walker, twice a day. he's called "husband". I'M the poor housebound creature in this story huh.

monday sounds lovely....