I was at the park this morning and had this horrible feeling everyone was laughing at me.
I tried asking some littledogs what it was all about.
I had to get to the bottom of it. So finally, I plucked up the courage to ask Walter.
I couldn't believe what Walter told me.My humans would never make me the butt of a cruel joke like that!
So I decided to check with Ted.
Not one to muck around, Ted showed me why he thought my humans did it.I was heartbroken.
Flashback to Thursday!
Some thing arrived in the post for me! The Typist found it on the i.n.t.e.r.n.e.t and ordered it specially for me! I was so excited because I don't get pressies ever! not even on my birthday!
It was a beautiful collar! The Typist even told me as she put it on -
"It's a most appropriate collar for you, Georgia Little Pea!"
I was so happy!
despite all her grumbling she loved me!
Boy, was I wrong.
I don't really fart THAT much, do I?