I might be Very Opinionated, but I'm NOT a little dog.
Luckily for little dogs, I'm kept on a Somewhat Short Leash.
Some truly fascinating facts about me are in my very first post "Hello, will you be my friend?"
Jordan Puff Piglet ??.??.????-09.02.2009 Adopted 29.10.2000
I never met Mr Piglet. He was Mr Thumper's housemate and best friend. He was clever, handsome, funny, strong and gentle. Also [apparently] perfect and a saint. I only came to live here because Mr Thumper got really sad after Mr Piglet went away. I always get compared to Mr Piglet.
Rufus B Thumper 30.04.2000-29.04.2011 Adopted 13.01.2001
My benefactor. He chose me to bring home out of all the dogs he met at the pound. He was already old and grumpy when I met him. Maybe if he'd been younger, he might have been my best friend. Mr Thumper was as big as a bear and had a very long tongue. He was very popular with the ladies and most other humans too. He's with Mr Piglet now.
My out-at-work human works hard to buy me nutritious food like lamb bones and lentils. He uses his Very Loud Voice only on my stay-at-home human which is why he's my favourite person in the world. He has a nice round soft tummy and is My Cushion of choice. *BREAKING NEWS* August 2012! My Cushion has left his job to be my full time Cushion! How lucky am I!
My stay-at-home human gets paid a lot of money to look after me. 100 dollars a week. She spends most of it on cream cakes and passionfruit tarts then wonders why she's getting fat. Strangely enough, she's also My Nutritionist.
being honest, don't really like how 'karma' word is used in nowadays .. I studied 'karma' for like 5 years :) - but still like this photo
I don't get it. Am I dumb?
mr prabbie - i would love if you would talk about karma to me some day, perhaps over some chai latte. personally, i hope i come back as someone with opposable thumbs who can open the fridge/larder and cook.
ms chapeuzinho - i shouldn't be commenting on my wordless wednesday remember!?? haha. but i do so want to on this picture so thanks for the opportunity.
there are a few ways to look at it, i think:
1. the owner stepped on poop and he sees it as payback for not having picked up his dog's poop.
2. whoever's reading this had better pick up his dog's poop or he'll step on some one day.
These days, thanks to the Poison Thingy, i also see it as
3. if you don't pick up your collective dogs' poop, something catastrophic will happen.
what do you think?
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