Sunday, September 30, 2012


I can't believe I haven't finished telling you about my terribel predikamen! It's because the spring cleaning, the incoherent human and the moon got in the way. My life is very exciting.

Some of you thought my predikamen was whether to share my dried squid with Larry. Goodness! That was  A Terrible Guess. 

It's something much MUCH more important than that. 

It's about 


This is Lloyd. 

Sometimes, he wears saddle bags. I don't know why, maybe someone told him it looks good.

Lloyd is much younger than me but is otherwise quite perfect for a boyfriend being tall, dark and handsome. 
I like Lloyd A Lot! 
And Lloyd likes me A Lot back!


Sometimes, when we're playing, we don't even realise there are other dogs there who might want to play too.

Look at how hard Midas was trying here!

But we only had eyes for each other!


Can you guess what my terribel predikamen is yet?
I think Larry might be jealous of Lloyd!




"Why are you always with Lloyd these days, Georgia?
      "Because he's fun, Larry!"

"Well, I'm fun too!" 
"Mate, it doesn't look good."

"Oi! You stop being a sticky beak and stay out of this, Wellington!"

I don't think I can finish this story yet because [and I don't know whether you know this], love is a very complicated thing.

Ridiculous breaking news! 
The Typist had brunch with Tara and Sammy's human and she said Lloyd loves Sammy! Sammy? My nemesis? Are you kidding me? What does this mean? 
My competition supposed competition wearing the same saddle bags. Oh haha, how twee can you be.

I am heartbroken confused pissed off and can't wait to get to the bottom of this. All I can say is, Lloyd had better not be mucking around with my affections.

More nauseating proof! 
These incriminating pictures were taken by Tara and Sammy's human and posted on facebook where The Typist spotted them. This is why you have to be VERY careful what you put on the internet. 

P.S. The Typist stole the pictures. Hopefully, she won't get into too much trouble for that. 

To be continude, I guess...


What Remains Now said...

Please don't tell me you're "expecting" Georgia. That would qualify as a terribel predikamen. Of course, looking at the pictures it's a good thing that Lloyd can't get pregnant or there might be a shotgun wedding for Lloyd and Midas! This is a very complicated situation, but I can't imagine Lloyd favoring anyone other than you, Miss Georgia. I will stay tuned to hear further developments.

houndstooth said...

Oh my! The path of romance never runs smoothly, Georgia. Perhaps he'll see that she's trying too hard, or maybe Larry will catch her eye! You might have to start a canine soap opera for all of this...


verobirdie said...

Oh dear! Life and love are complicated.
Have you consireded wearing saddle bags too?
Anyway, good luck...

georgia little pea said...

Dear Ms Lori - No, I am not expecting anybody.

Dear Bunny's Human - Sammy used to be best friends with Larry. OMG!~ do you think I'm the rebound?

Dear Ms Vero, I would never EVER
dress just to impress a boy.

P.S. Do you really think I should?

Anonymous said...

Hehehehehe Georgia you are funny!! Lloyd is so easy to fall in love with, even I fancied him for a moment when he popped in. Though I have trained him to "keep his distance" while I chase the ball. Not to worry, I STILL LOVE YOU. Tara xoxoxoxo

georgia little pea said...

Oh Tara! Wasn't life simpler when we were young and didn't have to worry about boys? You are so much more sensible than me! Maybe we can meet up one day for a girl chat? Your friend always, Georgia X

P.S. Please thank your human for not scolding The Typist. TT has such bad manners, though she did try calling :)

Rose ~ from Oz said...

Oh Ms Pea, what a predikamen alright! You love Lloyd, Lloyd was supposed to love you, then Larry declares his feelings for you and then you find that Lloyd likes someone else. Perhaps he's a two-timer!! and wants his cake and to eat it too. Not on Ms Pea, get to the bottom of it all before it goes any further.......

William the Lurcher said...

Those saddle bags look a bit cumbersome (and what on earth is in them I wonder)!

georgia little pea said...

I will, Ms Rose! Honestly, the stuff that goes on in this neighbourhood!'s like Wisteria Lane or Peyton Place or one of those. Hey! Can't you have a cake and eat it too?

Dear William - I think sometimes sand or cans of tomato soup. That's what Sammy carries in her bags. They help tire her out because she's super hyper. Lloyd carries his toys. How weird is that? My Cushion is trained to carry MY stuff.

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Oh My Gosh, that looks like Rory! Blimey we hope you can be friends with both of them, then they will both spoil you hehehe. Lucky mum says we are too young for love cause it sounds like hard work. Wonder if Lloyd keeps treats in his saddle bags, that might tip the scales in his favour. Take care sweetie pie. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Rose ~ from Oz said...

Bweh hehe (short-ish chuckling laugh) Ms Rose should word her idioms correctly. If I had a cake right now I'd eat the whole thing. Home-made Carrot cake with 'real' cream cheese frosting would go down rather nicely. :)

georgia little pea said...

Dear Stella and Rory - I told you so! If you can, don't fall in love. It's way too much hard work.

Dear Ms Rose - do you know TT has a slice of carrot cake exactly like that almost every week? She buys them though. Last night, she had a slice of lemon poppyseed with lemon glaze. Is she in trouble!

How Sam Sees It said...

Oh my! We will keep fingers crossed that Lloyd is only in love with you, Georgia!


2 Punk Dogs said...

Lloyd might be trying to make you jealous with Sammy since he saw you with Larry! This is like a soap opera, now what will you call it? :)

Anonymous said...

Oh dear, oh dear. Love can sting can't it?

Those men folk sure can be quite irritating! (Don't tell Kyuss I said that!)

chandra said...

I'm voting for Wellington. He has good hair.

And he looks like the kind of guy who would bring his lady dried squid every day. I'm not about to forget that Larry ate his last score without sharing one bit with you.

-c at ddy.

Jan said...

You are such a little tease. No wonder you are the homecoming queen of dogs.

melf said...

Oh no Georgia! Maybe Lloyd likes boys and girls. In which case, love is a much more complicated thing than I think can be resolved quickly. Maybe you should ask Lloyd to tell the truth. Does he prefer boys? Or girls.

Maybe he's just an equal opportunity lover. :)

georgia little pea said...

Dear Ms C - you have the memory of an oliphant. Good hair is indeed VERY important in a boyfriend! Wellie is a crybaby though.

BTW, do you have any idea why humans think we dogs are faithful?

The Typist is nodding her head, Ms Jan. I think she's quite embarrassed by my tardy behaviour. Maybe that should have read "tarty".

NO NO NO!!!! MS MELF! SAMMY IS A GIRL! Sigh. This is what comes from having an ambiguous name.

Berts Blog said...

Dear Georgia, I completely understand your concerns, I went through something like this myself until I met Charlotte. Well, actually, she was the "Other" Woman.

All I can say is go with your heart and hope that Larry realizes how lucky he is.


Karen Friesecke said...

Mr Lloyd is playing both sides of the fence? Hmmm... Romance is never simple, is it?

Declan said...

Well far be it from me to put the cat among the pigeons, but I have just one thing to say...... Frankie..... Deccy x

georgia little pea said...

No, NO! Not Frankie my (ex) Valentine! How could you bring back my sordid past like that, Deccy! Oh, I am a loose dog. If anyone else mentions Monty, Atlas, Jack and those 2 Wheaton terriers, I will just die of shame.

Kirsten (peacefuldog) said...

Georgia, as a New Age boyfriend said to me when he wanted to meet up with other women, there's no economy of love. There's plenty to go around for everyone.

Maybe you could think about that when you see those boys. Or you could just ask them something more practical, like my current what do you have for a snack?