I might be Very Opinionated, but I'm NOT a little dog.
Luckily for little dogs, I'm kept on a Somewhat Short Leash.
Some truly fascinating facts about me are in my very first post "Hello, will you be my friend?"
Jordan Puff Piglet ??.??.????-09.02.2009 Adopted 29.10.2000
I never met Mr Piglet. He was Mr Thumper's housemate and best friend. He was clever, handsome, funny, strong and gentle. Also [apparently] perfect and a saint. I only came to live here because Mr Thumper got really sad after Mr Piglet went away. I always get compared to Mr Piglet.
Rufus B Thumper 30.04.2000-29.04.2011 Adopted 13.01.2001
My benefactor. He chose me to bring home out of all the dogs he met at the pound. He was already old and grumpy when I met him. Maybe if he'd been younger, he might have been my best friend. Mr Thumper was as big as a bear and had a very long tongue. He was very popular with the ladies and most other humans too. He's with Mr Piglet now.
My out-at-work human works hard to buy me nutritious food like lamb bones and lentils. He uses his Very Loud Voice only on my stay-at-home human which is why he's my favourite person in the world. He has a nice round soft tummy and is My Cushion of choice. *BREAKING NEWS* August 2012! My Cushion has left his job to be my full time Cushion! How lucky am I!
My stay-at-home human gets paid a lot of money to look after me. 100 dollars a week. She spends most of it on cream cakes and passionfruit tarts then wonders why she's getting fat. Strangely enough, she's also My Nutritionist.
Now that's a reason to live in Land Locked Saskatchewan!! LOTS of lakes and rivers (especially north of here), but no danger from Sharks!! :)
Stay safe and enjoy your beach front walks!
Jen and the Black Dog Crew
Ah yes - gotta agree with Jen. Not that I'm landlocked on Canada's west coast, but at least we don't get sharks. Just cold.
Make that 12+ inches
Haven't been down in Yonks, thank you so much for the warning Georgia. So good to see Rufus out and about.
PS we were left alone tonight...... Selfesh parents!!!!
Be careful out there, GLP! The last photo scares me because you look so small and far from shore! But, you know, RBT would totally come to your rescue. Have you seen the size of his paws?! He could deliver a powerful punch to a shark - right between the eyes! I hear that stuns them.
-c at ddy.
YIKES! Be careful when you go swimming Little Pea!Your Mom loves you very much and doesn't want you to become a shark snack :O
Thanks for the shark alert. I've been away all week ( and missing my Mana & Tora very much but i hear Jack has been keeping them company but don't tell GLPR) but have passed on the info to "not on holiday carer". Nat :-)
You have to hand it to the Inner West Courier..their comfort inducing crime roundup for the week, sharks in the bay,
Up north in Byron Bay, the hawks and sea eagles used to carry off little dogs thinking they were baby lambs.
Now that would be something your guys dont have to worry about.
@grrl - are you kidding me?! this is the most intriguing bit of info i've heard in ages!
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