I might be Very Opinionated, but I'm NOT a little dog.
Luckily for little dogs, I'm kept on a Somewhat Short Leash.
Some truly fascinating facts about me are in my very first post "Hello, will you be my friend?"
Jordan Puff Piglet ??.??.????-09.02.2009 Adopted 29.10.2000
I never met Mr Piglet. He was Mr Thumper's housemate and best friend. He was clever, handsome, funny, strong and gentle. Also [apparently] perfect and a saint. I only came to live here because Mr Thumper got really sad after Mr Piglet went away. I always get compared to Mr Piglet.
Rufus B Thumper 30.04.2000-29.04.2011 Adopted 13.01.2001
My benefactor. He chose me to bring home out of all the dogs he met at the pound. He was already old and grumpy when I met him. Maybe if he'd been younger, he might have been my best friend. Mr Thumper was as big as a bear and had a very long tongue. He was very popular with the ladies and most other humans too. He's with Mr Piglet now.
My out-at-work human works hard to buy me nutritious food like lamb bones and lentils. He uses his Very Loud Voice only on my stay-at-home human which is why he's my favourite person in the world. He has a nice round soft tummy and is My Cushion of choice. *BREAKING NEWS* August 2012! My Cushion has left his job to be my full time Cushion! How lucky am I!
My stay-at-home human gets paid a lot of money to look after me. 100 dollars a week. She spends most of it on cream cakes and passionfruit tarts then wonders why she's getting fat. Strangely enough, she's also My Nutritionist.
You changed your profile picture! It IS very risque. Are you getting frisky?
oh dear, i'm beginning to feel like i'm pimping my poor dog :) thanks goodness she's NEUTERED. i wouldn't want Walter or Trudeau or Jack or Lukie or....to get more ideas.
As it is still Wednesday here in the Great White North, you get a pass. Weird photos, my dear. I don't know if I should laugh or get angry. Love it!
LOL! Love the new photo on top! I should post the one a client sent me. It's even more risque than yours!
Ok. Now you must explain the truck pictures. I have never seen such an odd combination of items in the back of a truck before! Do you know why they had all that stuff? There has got to be a story to that one!
LOOK CLOSELY at the pictures. VERY CLOSELY. i missed it the first time i saw them too. The Other Half took them on a street near us :)
Okay, I am looking closely but I am still not getting it... Does it have something to do with the monkey??
the dogs and monkey don't move much.
This reminds me of a picture I posted once of a taxidermist's pickup with a mounted dog hanging on to the back of the truck.
BOL! I bet nobody messes with that truck!
ahhh!!! i just re-published with new clues but i see someone has already figured it out :)
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LOVE the masthead photo!
Hee Hee! Georgia's milkshake makes all the boys run to her yard :O
MISS F!!! You are shocking the children! My poor Georgia. That is NOT at all what it's about !hrum!mmphh! Signed, The Indignant DogMom a.k.a. DogPimp.
@Karen, Bwahahahahahahaha! Genius!
So they are stuffed? They don't look stuffed. i thought they were just statues or something. I have never been so confused by a few photos.
by george Ms T! i think you got it!!! :)
Cool! That is quite unusual and possibly a bit distracting if you were driving past that truck!
It's very odd these statues! Maybe they use them to protect houses and gardens?
Lordy. I though some of the pics I posted of Daisy were bad. THAT'S obscene. Girl, put it away. Hahahaha. I hope you're all well. I did like that post on all the beds.
Such controversy! I better find a demure and prissy picture to put up next :p
What odd statutes!
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