Thursday, May 3, 2012

My 1st proper report from holidaycamp.

This happened yesterday.

We got up late because the alarm clock didn't go off. Apparently this is what you do on a holiday.
It was cold.
I asked politely if I could go up on the bed for a cuddle. The humans said, "No Georgia. Not here. You don't want to get the bed dirty,"

My humans are way too conscientious and responsible for my liking.
Luckily, the sun came out.


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It was such a beautiful morning, I had to get my humans to take me to the beach right away!
We went out the back door to walk to the beach. The path was not so big. It was dark and bushy.
I was afraid I'd get lost so I peed everywhere.
Finally we arrived!
The ocean and beach went on forever! At that very moment, I realised what a tiny speck I was in the whole universe  and scheme of things and stuff like that. I felt small and helpless.

Here is a picture of me having an existential crisis.
The crisis didn't last so long.
Despite it being a nice sunny morning, all The Typist's pictures turned out orange.
Or black.

Doesn't it look like we had an eclipse?
After a good walk, it was time to go back for brekkie. The salt air has been making me really hungry! I heard The Typist telling My Cushion that maybe she didn't bring enough food for me. She'll be in so much trouble if that's true.

Here's a picture of the house where we're staying, taken from the beach.
See what I mean about the path? We got lost 2 times because My Cushion couldn't find the right one to take.

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We didn't do much in the arvo. The Typist found a pig under the kitchen sink.
 It was a good thing I was there to defend everyone. That pig won't be hurting anyone now.

My Cushion cleared the heater so we could have some fire at night when it gets cold. It was filthy!


[Sadly, despite all his hard work, the wood still wouldn't burn when he lit it last night. Don't worry. I have my jammies and blankie with me.]

My Typist also took some horrible pictures of me and insists on showing you one.
One day, she'll regret making fun of me like that.

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This is our neighbour Arkie! He's on holiday too! I met him during our evening walk. It was good to see another dog on the beach. There's only so much human company I can take without going mad.
 We had a good game and might meet up again today.
It was a lovely end to my first day at holidaycamp.
Wish you were here!

STAY TUNED for some real time pictures and vids from my holiday! [If The Typist can get her act together.] Hooroo! : ) x


Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Greetings from my holidaycamp!

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I think I'm going to like this holidaycamp okay.

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NOTE FROM THE TYPIST: Sorry for the lack of words, but the caipirinhas are starting to have an effect. Stay tuned for daily updates of Georgia's holiday. Yes! I'm attempting daily posts this week on the old laptop. EEEEk! :)