The hag in the bag gets tagged.

I was sitting on the potty
Going a little dotty
In the middle of #2
I was feeling somewhat blue.

Sad that I had missed
(Could be I was pissed)
The birthday of Dr Seuss
What a silly goose!

This pic from HERE.

When on my Google Reader
I spied this little bleeder
A tag for the hag! that would be me.
From a Ms Tonks! this would be she.

"Well, thank you NOT!" I thought, distraught
At her kind and sharing thought.

Phoo-ey! Kahoo-ey!
I cringed. I whinged.
I hissed. I pissed.
I boo-ed. I hoo-ed.

Then I picked myself up
as Seuss would have too
And skipped away
from the hulla-baloo.

To quote the great man, who may or may not have had a dimple
but who most certainly, MUST have had a pimple -

Sometimes, the questions are complicated but the answers are simple!

So here are my answers
If you find them a drag
Thank the dog and the dag
who yelled out, "YOU'RE TAGGED!"
And let the old hag
slip out of the bag!


To describe myself in 7 words

is not easy but I will try

"I am old but not yet incontinent."

No doubt that will change, by and by.

As for my dog -

"She is young and can be impertinent."

But I love her that way, I cannot lie.


You'd like to know what keeps me up at night?

3 things!
The blog, the dog,
the snoring man by my side.

My dog would say [as you might know] -

"Pyoderma! Burglar alarms!

Not to mention,

 the snoring man by my side."

As for who I would like to be.
Why,
who could I be but me?
And who could Georgia be but she?

What Dr Seuss says is true, you know -

This pic from HERE.
Shout loud. "I am lucky to be what I am!
Thank goodness I'm not just a clam or a ham.
Or a dusty old jar of sour gooseberry jam!
I am what I am! That's a great thing to be.


What am I wearing right now is next!

Let's just say it isn't my daks!

If I told you the truth

I'd have to rate this post X.

The dog wears what a dog often wears

A face that says,
"Okay,that's done! what's next?!"

What scares me you ask?

Well, for a start

Questions like these
Are not good for my heart.

What scares the dog?

No food, no food,
no food and no food.

She's really quite simple
A dog from the hood.

 

Oh me, oh my!
How did it get so late so soon?

I've answered 5 questions! with 5 more to go.
But I'm oh so tired! from my head to my toe.
I hope it's enough! it really was tough!
I had a good huff! now I've run out of puff!

To end, it seems, I have to name
The one who made me play this dreadful game.
"Thank you, Shiva! I know you're insane.
But please oh ple-e-e-a-a-se!
Let's not do this again!"

+

This pic from HERE.

dR Seuss!

[Yes, I know it's 1 day late

I don't think the man minds

He is quite dead.] 

p.s.  After some careful research into my bloglist to see who might NOT have been tagged yet, these were the 3 lucky names that cropped up 1st -

You're next!

+  The Dog Park

+  My life with the critters

+  Pippadogblog

  

You're off to great places, today is your day.

Your mountain is waiting, so get on your way!

BWAHhahaHAHA!

p.p.s. If you're playing and want to know the PROPER RULES, please click on Ms Tonk's link up top :)