Oh me, oh my. Is it true? Saint Patrick's Day's gone by? When they found me in the pound They were told I'm part Irish Wolfhound So my stay-at-home human Had a mental moment Found a nail polish in the bargain bin A delicious pistachio shade of green
All of 3 dollars it cost her Maybe some chicken necks would have been better. "Oh Georgia," she said, "Just wait till Saint Patty's comes around. I'll paint your nails green! They'll glimmer and gleam! You'll be SO BE..OOO..TIFUL!" Why, the thought just made me beam.
So today, I'm feeling a little tragic That my nails are still kinda black, kinda white, kinda grey
And my beautiful green nail polish Is sitting in the cupboard Waiting for another Saint Patrick's Day.
Oh me, oh my.
I think I might cry.
Or maybe, I should just run away. I think I may, I think I might.
A nice muddy hole and lots of crazy dogs to play with.
Met my first shar-pei. Interesting.
Everyone else thought so too.
Mush-mush. Mr Thumper pretends he's part of a sled team. Silly boy.
The best part of any Centennial walk - hotdog with cheese, chili and mustard [hold the onions please], icy lemon granita and soft serve icecream in a crispy waffle cone. I might get sick later, but it's ALWAYS worth it!
I think I've had enough now. Please carry me in when we get home. Thank you.
I might be Very Opinionated, but I'm NOT a little dog.
Luckily for little dogs, I'm kept on a Somewhat Short Leash.
Some truly fascinating facts about me are in my very first post "Hello, will you be my friend?"
Jordan Puff Piglet ??.??.????-09.02.2009 Adopted 29.10.2000
I never met Mr Piglet. He was Mr Thumper's housemate and best friend. He was clever, handsome, funny, strong and gentle. Also [apparently] perfect and a saint. I only came to live here because Mr Thumper got really sad after Mr Piglet went away. I always get compared to Mr Piglet.
Rufus B Thumper 30.04.2000-29.04.2011 Adopted 13.01.2001
My benefactor. He chose me to bring home out of all the dogs he met at the pound. He was already old and grumpy when I met him. Maybe if he'd been younger, he might have been my best friend. Mr Thumper was as big as a bear and had a very long tongue. He was very popular with the ladies and most other humans too. He's with Mr Piglet now.
My out-at-work human works hard to buy me nutritious food like lamb bones and lentils. He uses his Very Loud Voice only on my stay-at-home human which is why he's my favourite person in the world. He has a nice round soft tummy and is My Cushion of choice. *BREAKING NEWS* August 2012! My Cushion has left his job to be my full time Cushion! How lucky am I!
My stay-at-home human gets paid a lot of money to look after me. 100 dollars a week. She spends most of it on cream cakes and passionfruit tarts then wonders why she's getting fat. Strangely enough, she's also My Nutritionist.