"Look kiddo. I don't know who you are, I have never seen you before. And despite my reputation with the boys in the park, I am most certainly NOT your mama!"
Oh Georgia, so nice of you to be patient with the little pup. Yes, perhaps a little too harsh with your parting shot - it is a pretty confusing world for young'uns. Maybe a simply "No, I'm not your mama but I could be your friend". You never know, Georgia, you could become the pup's role model. Think how much fun you could have teaching the pup to find stinky fish and such!
What a CUTE BABY! Oh Georgia, are you SURE it isn't yours?! It's cute like you. (Oh for woof sakes, the Mama is in the background cooing about the baby's ears and ho soft they look and how she bets it had puppy breath...Mamas!)
I might be Very Opinionated, but I'm NOT a little dog.
Luckily for little dogs, I'm kept on a Somewhat Short Leash.
Some truly fascinating facts about me are in my very first post "Hello, will you be my friend?"
Jordan Puff Piglet ??.??.????-09.02.2009 Adopted 29.10.2000
I never met Mr Piglet. He was Mr Thumper's housemate and best friend. He was clever, handsome, funny, strong and gentle. Also [apparently] perfect and a saint. I only came to live here because Mr Thumper got really sad after Mr Piglet went away. I always get compared to Mr Piglet.
Rufus B Thumper 30.04.2000-29.04.2011 Adopted 13.01.2001
My benefactor. He chose me to bring home out of all the dogs he met at the pound. He was already old and grumpy when I met him. Maybe if he'd been younger, he might have been my best friend. Mr Thumper was as big as a bear and had a very long tongue. He was very popular with the ladies and most other humans too. He's with Mr Piglet now.
My Cushion.
My out-at-work human works hard to buy me nutritious food like lamb bones and lentils. He uses his Very Loud Voice only on my stay-at-home human which is why he's my favourite person in the world. He has a nice round soft tummy and is My Cushion of choice. *BREAKING NEWS* August 2012! My Cushion has left his job to be my full time Cushion! How lucky am I!
My Typist.
My stay-at-home human gets paid a lot of money to look after me. 100 dollars a week. She spends most of it on cream cakes and passionfruit tarts then wonders why she's getting fat. Strangely enough, she's also My Nutritionist.
A guide to my blog. Or, when did life get so complicated you need a guide to a dogblog?
My stay-at-home human sometimes hijacks my blog. She has no life of her own.
Her rants are in black.
My stories are in grey.
She didn't use to be here so much, but she's decided she can be just as opinionated as me. Plus she's old and frumpy, I mean grumpy. Don't say I didn't warn you.
xox*Georgia : )
Helpful Hints: If you're new here and a bit lost, SCROLL DOWN TO THE LABELS and click on a topic you'd like to check out. I'm a pig dog and quite good at hunting things down!
More Clues! If you have the attention span of a gnat and can't be bothered with 2 years worth of posting, click on SOME FAVOURITES because they're some of our favourites.
If you're a *hrummph!* fan of Mr Thumper's, click on MR THUMPER.
If you're MY friend and would like to see or read about yourself, click on MY FRIENDS.
21 comments:
Awwwwwww....
All I can saying is I'm rolling with laughter over this post. Poor Georgia.
Oh Georgia, so nice of you to be patient with the little pup. Yes, perhaps a little too harsh with your parting shot - it is a pretty confusing world for young'uns. Maybe a simply "No, I'm not your mama but I could be your friend".
You never know, Georgia, you could become the pup's role model. Think how much fun you could have teaching the pup to find stinky fish and such!
Awe, sweet little pup. You could be the surrogate mama. :-)
Oh my God that is a tiny little hound cutie! Looks like Georgia put up with the little tyke just fine. What an adorable post.
Ah Ms Pea, I thought your restraint was admirable, but then, I only have Ms Jana to go by.
You're a good girl Ms Pea, a fine example of tolerance ;)
What a cute puppy. Good thing the "Mama" is so patient, but Georgia would make a good role model for dignity.
Nahhh, not to harsh all!!
~Higgins
Oh Georgia! I understand how pesky little brothers can be, but really, you should try to be nicer to him!
Bunny
BOL - he looks stunned!
Sam
Those darn puppies!! What a sweet little pup :)
This is wotten waven!
hehe! xxx
Ohhhh the poor baby!!! But...this was HILARIOUS!
Barks and licks and love, Dakota
www.dakotasden.wordpress.com
take him home take her home... Georgia could use a smaller dog to sit on.. urmm.. i mean to play with :D
I'll be going to bed chuckling now....
Ah, GLP, you are a girl who gets around AND is mean to children. Love your style.
-c at ddy.
Vizsla Puppy!!!!!!! How cute & what patience you have with the young ones, Miss GLP.
Yeah, what's that all about, GLP? You know, these pups can be a bit persistent with their 'I-wanna-play' gambit. You handled it quite well though.
LOL... shades of Dr. Seuss?
What a CUTE BABY! Oh Georgia, are you SURE it isn't yours?! It's cute like you. (Oh for woof sakes, the Mama is in the background cooing about the baby's ears and ho soft they look and how she bets it had puppy breath...Mamas!)
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