I might be Very Opinionated, but I'm NOT a little dog.
Luckily for little dogs, I'm kept on a Somewhat Short Leash.
Some truly fascinating facts about me are in my very first post "Hello, will you be my friend?"
Jordan Puff Piglet ??.??.????-09.02.2009 Adopted 29.10.2000
I never met Mr Piglet. He was Mr Thumper's housemate and best friend. He was clever, handsome, funny, strong and gentle. Also [apparently] perfect and a saint. I only came to live here because Mr Thumper got really sad after Mr Piglet went away. I always get compared to Mr Piglet.
Rufus B Thumper 30.04.2000-29.04.2011 Adopted 13.01.2001
My benefactor. He chose me to bring home out of all the dogs he met at the pound. He was already old and grumpy when I met him. Maybe if he'd been younger, he might have been my best friend. Mr Thumper was as big as a bear and had a very long tongue. He was very popular with the ladies and most other humans too. He's with Mr Piglet now.
My Cushion.
My out-at-work human works hard to buy me nutritious food like lamb bones and lentils. He uses his Very Loud Voice only on my stay-at-home human which is why he's my favourite person in the world. He has a nice round soft tummy and is My Cushion of choice. *BREAKING NEWS* August 2012! My Cushion has left his job to be my full time Cushion! How lucky am I!
My Typist.
My stay-at-home human gets paid a lot of money to look after me. 100 dollars a week. She spends most of it on cream cakes and passionfruit tarts then wonders why she's getting fat. Strangely enough, she's also My Nutritionist.
A guide to my blog. Or, when did life get so complicated you need a guide to a dogblog?
My stay-at-home human sometimes hijacks my blog. She has no life of her own.
Her rants are in black.
My stories are in grey.
She didn't use to be here so much, but she's decided she can be just as opinionated as me. Plus she's old and frumpy, I mean grumpy. Don't say I didn't warn you.
xox*Georgia : )
Helpful Hints: If you're new here and a bit lost, SCROLL DOWN TO THE LABELS and click on a topic you'd like to check out. I'm a pig dog and quite good at hunting things down!
More Clues! If you have the attention span of a gnat and can't be bothered with 2 years worth of posting, click on SOME FAVOURITES because they're some of our favourites.
If you're a *hrummph!* fan of Mr Thumper's, click on MR THUMPER.
If you're MY friend and would like to see or read about yourself, click on MY FRIENDS.
2 comments:
Dog in car: "Noice legs , darl"
Georgia: "get a hair cut, hippie"
haha! you're funny, little red riding hood!
I haven't met this dog yet though i've seen him riding around. i wonder how he stays so calm in the car. xox
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