Duly inspired, she decided to make me the star of her own version.
GEORGIA LITTLE PEA [THAT'S ME], SPOKEN IN A NEAPOLITAN MASTIFF ACCENT [ONLY BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO BE BIGGER AND HAIRIER AND, OF COURSE, TO STAY TRUE TO THE ITALIAN THEME]:
I love to multi-task.
Here, I roll over, smile and ask for a tummy tickle at the same time.
I love to listen here.
I love to hear of the problems of your day.
I am here to listen.
I am listening and asking for a longan please.
When I am not listening, I like to talk.