WARNING: Do NOT practise this on your own. You could get hurt.
LEGAL STUFF: No animals were harmed in the writing of this post.
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Everyone in my neighbourhood knows the c.a.t.s here are not to be messed with.
ME: "Please kittykat, can you move away so My Typist won't have a heart attack?"
C.A.T: "Buzz off, stupid dog."
C.A.T: "Nyeh, nyeh...can't touch me."
ME: "Oh yeah?"
"RowWW!^+RR grrr RRR +ROWWR!+!^RR*Rrrr*!!!"
[Please click on the picture to make it BIG so you can see it properly. My Typist drew it specially.]
Last Saturday morning [after the 10 dogs had sniffed my butt] and right outside my own gate, guess what I saw?"Look, Typist!"
"A little kittykat, resting from the hot sun under our car."
"Look at me, Georgia! LOOK AT ME!" My Typist
I mewled a little. Okay, maybe my lip might have twitched too. Then, because I'm A Good Girl, I quickly looked up at My Typist.
"Oh Georgia!" My Typist had to say for the 2nd time that day, "You're SUCH A Good Girl!"
And she gave me 2 big[gish] pieces of crunchy beef liver right there and then [like she always does these days, whenever I see a c.a.t].
Personally, I don't know why everyone has such problems with our neighbourhood c.a.t.s. I really like meeting them. And I think making peace is A Very Good Thing.
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A NOTE FROM THE PEACEMAKER'S TYPIST.
Just a few minutes ago, while I was preparing Georgia's brekkie in the kitchen downstairs, The Other Half called out from the potty upstairs [where he often reads the blog] -
"You must have had trouble putting on your T-Shirt this morning."
"HUH?" I called back [though there's a rule in this house that we don't talk to each other from too far away because he's a bit hard of hearing], "What do you mean?"
And he replied, "You got some really nice comments yesterday. Your head must be quite big by now."
There you are. Not only do I have some truly kind blogger friends, I also have a supportive Other Half who reads my blog and comments directly to me. [And may I add, he let me get away with not doing any house chores for the entire day just so I could take part in the Challenge. I must have read at least 50 blogs yesterday, my poor neck.]
Honestly, what more can a girl ask for?
Thank you everyone! and have a great day! You certainly made mine :) x