I don't care if you think I'm a scaredy c.a.t.
I still don't like boom-booms.
And I'm NOT going out to toilet tonight, whatever you say.
Dear Ms Sue,
My Typist says your boom-boom got washed out by the rain. How lucky are you!
We thought we'd send you ours, but My Typist couldn't find any on the i.n.t.e.r.n.e.t. yet. She looked and looked and it's getting really late and she hasn't even had a bath yet. So we're going to have to send you last year's instead.
The People In Charge of These Things say the boom-boom is different every year. Between you and me, I don't think it really is. But what do I know? I'm just a pigdog.
Please don't turn it on too loud in case it scares Frankie and Beryl. We dogs have Very Sensitive Ears.
That's it then. I hope you like it. Good-night, Ms Sue! Love, Georgia x
p.s. Please give Frankie a big kissy-boo back!
p.p.s You can give Beryl one too though she's a girl.
Ha*pP*y New YeAr everyoNe!