I got mail from someplace far away I don't know where.
It was very exciting. I've never had anything posted to me before [on account of how I'm just a dog].
They were collars from Ms Karen! My Typist says she made them herself. How clever is that? My Typist can't even sew me a new bedcover which is a rectangular sack, so I'm very impressed.
They're very retro and make me feel all girlie. I like them A Lot! I wonder if I'm the only dog in the whole of Strylia to have them. I hope so.
Please note my winter mohawk. It's for real. I only get it in winter.
Thank you, Ms Karen :)
I promise I'll take good care of them and make sure The Typist cleans them if they get muddy and I won't let any of my friends bite them.
Pressie #2 [which The Typist stole].
I won a $25 Amazon Gift Card from Ms Pamela for cleverly deducing where Honey went on holiday! [HINT: it wasn't a holidaycamp.]
That's a lot of money! I thought I would buy some liver treats and lamb bones with it. But My Typist says Amazon doesn't sell liver treats or lamb bones. She says she spent a whole hour looking for something for me but couldn't find anything. I don't know if I believe her. She's decided to get a book for herself, cheeky sod.
Here's what she's decided to get.
As far as I can tell, it's not even a dogbook.
Thank you, Ms Pamela :) I'm so happy I won. Please don't feel bad I didn't get anything. It's not YOUR fault My Typist is a thief.