Thank you for your kind offer to have me come live with you. That is SO generous of you considering we just met.
I am a very loyal dog and love My Cushion a lot, so I might have to think about your offer a little.
After careful consideration, and seeing as how you have a lovely range of bedding, futons and chair for me to lounge on, I think I would like to come live with you.
We can make arrangements about the food bit later because I do like a bit of poached chicken, hearts and steak for breakfast. And fresh fruit and vegies of course. 2 treats a day will be ample. If 3 come my way, I won't tell if YOU won't tell.
2 walks a day [guaranteed!] sounds lovely. That's what I'm used to here as well.
It sounds cold in Bermtopia so I will bring my 3 favourite toasty jammies - with the pirate, dog howling at the moon and dog n' bones. They're all I have because it's not too cold here in Sydney. Don't worry, I won't be needing your blue blankie. I have 3 myself - a blue 1, a gaudy checked 1 and a green 1 - that I can pack and bring along. I hope the colours don't clash with your furnishing because that would be awful.
Now that's settled, will you be picking me up from my house? I'm not quite sure where Bermtopia is. If I have to get there myself, please send me a map. I hope it's not too far because I will be walking.
By the way, do you have a dog in the house? If you do, he might have to go [unless he's Very Handsome]. I have a housemate here too and am anxious to experience the life of being An Only Pampered Dog.
I look forward to hearing from you soon. Until then, all the best, Georgia Little Pea
p.s. Is s-n-o-w good to eat?
If you'd like to read Mr Ben in Bermtopia's kind offer, please go to the comments section of the last post.
If you'd like to meet Mr Ben, click HERE. He's the hairy one.
And, I'm going to dedicate this story to Ms Klune for her comment about comments :)