Ho-Hum.

I'm having a very boring week.

My stay-at-home human had a knee operation a week ago [NO, it wasn't because of me, thanks for asking] and has become a stay-in-bed human.









When I try to climb up for a cuddle, she uses her Very Loud Voice. It doesn't matter if I say "Please? Please, please, PLEEEASE...?"

I've tried saying please with my left paw. 











I've tried saying please with my right paw.

 

 I've tried my Sad But Hopeful Face.

My GRRRR!-I'M!-COMING!-UP!-WHETHER!-YOU!-LIKE!-IT!-OR!-NOT! Stance.

I've tried my roll-on-the-back-look-how-hard-it-is-on-the-floor trick. 

Nothing works. 

She has A Very Hard Heart.

Since she can't cuddle me or take me out for coffee and french toast, my stay-in-bed human has been concentrating on improving my English.

Some new words that I'm practising a lot this week are:

"NO!"    "STOP!"   "Wait!"    "Slowly, Georgia, SLOWLY...!!!"    "Step away!"   "NOW missy!"  "No licking my knee Georgia, NO!"

 All my new words come with !!! and CAPITALS.

Let me tell you, she's freaking me out a little.

   I miss my cuddles.

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This post is dedicated to all the wonderful folk at Birrung Park. Thanks for asking after me. I never thought I'd ever say this, but I DO miss walking the dogs! : ) xox