I'm having a very boring week.
My stay-at-home human had a knee operation a week ago [NO, it wasn't because of me, thanks for asking] and has become a stay-in-bed human.
When I try to climb up for a cuddle, she uses her Very Loud Voice. It doesn't matter if I say "Please? Please, please, PLEEEASE...?"
My GRRRR!-I'M!-COMING!-UP!-WHETHER!-YOU!-LIKE!-IT!-OR!-NOT! Stance.
She has A Very Hard Heart.
Since she can't cuddle me or take me out for coffee and french toast, my stay-in-bed human has been concentrating on improving my English.
Some new words that I'm practising a lot this week are:
"NO!" "STOP!" "Wait!" "Slowly, Georgia, SLOWLY...!!!" "Step away!" "NOW missy!" "No licking my knee Georgia, NO!"
All my new words come with !!! and CAPITALS.
Let me tell you, she's freaking me out a little.
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