Well, let me tell you, she's not the only one who ponders and provokes thoughts around here.
Starting today, I would like to share with you, my readers, some mysteries that make me (The Owner Of This Blog)
"Is it time to feed me?"
"No? Are you sure?"
"How about now?"
"Don't you get paid handsomely to look after me, Typist a.k.a. Nutritionist a.k.a. Cook?"
"Service really sucks around here."
Good grief! What does that even mean?!
Can you help me with this Great Mystery? I would love to hear from you if you can!
"Feed me or I kill the pig."
"The dogs cop it next."