Pearl is a very shy girl.

This is my friend Pearl. 

Sometimes, Pearl has 1 ear up and 1 ear down.

She also has 1 [maybe even 2] bung eye[s]. 

There is a rumour that Pearl is a very shy girl. 

It's possible that no one has told Pearl this.

I would never have known it myself, not in a million years,  if her human hadn't told us so.

My Cushion thinks a lot of the holes in my neck are from Pearl. However, he can't complain because I give other dogs holes in their necks too. This is called Good Fun. 


In my opinion, it is much more important for us dogs to have Good Fun than to have beautiful necks.

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Sometimes, Pearl's shyness can get her into all sorts of trouble.

Luckily, Pearl's human is there to protect her us.

Last week, Pearl's human was in the local newspaper. She wrote a book!

I.n.e.x.p.l.i.c.a.b.l.y, it wasn't about Pearl. I would get very cross if The Typist wrote a book and it wasn't about me.

Oh well. 

Maybe it's just too hard to write anything interesting about a very shy dog.

YAY  for Pearl's mama! :)

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My Typist has asked insists that I include this video although it has nothing whatsoever to do with my story. She was going to show it to you last week but she was too tired. She says everyone will understand why she was so tired when they see it. Frankly, I've seen it and I don't know what she's talking about. It's 5 minutes [too] long, boring as hell and a bit noisy.

I think it may be My Cushion. Poor unsuspecting thing.


[To reduce suffering, I recommend you watch from 0.55. That way, you only waste 4 minutes of your life.]

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Note from The Typist: 

It was NOT The Cushion.

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8.40pm Extra Note from The Typist:
Hey! It was NOT ME!

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9.15pm Hopefully the last Extra Note 
from The Insomniac Typist:
No, no! It was NOT a possum or a kangaroo either!!


Which means, it can only be...




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 Happy+Easter break everyone! x