"Here are..." [Some kitchen sink stories.]

It's February 29th! Although we don't have anything even vaguely interesting to tell you today, My Typist is determined we post something since we won't be able to do it again for another 4 years.

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Here are my friends Larry, Ted and Baxter.

No, I don't think they're related.

We like to look at treats.

It'd be even better if someone actually gave us a treat.

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Here is something we did 2 weekends ago.

We cut back our rampant grapevine. I wasn't allowed to eat any of the grapes that fell on the ground.

"Can I help?"

"I asked. You heard me, right?"

My humans made a big mess. Lucky they had a new broom.

Here's the broom.

My humans are very proud of it. It's handmade by traditional methods, has 2 types of natural bristles, weighs 1kg and cost 35 dollars.

There really is a sucker born every minute.

Here is a thorn.

It was in my side for 2 days.

I had a big hot red lump there. My humans thought I'd been bitten by a spider but since I wasn't foaming in the mouth or having spasms, they didn't take me to see Dr Dog and just put some pawpaw ointment on it. It's a wonder I didn't die.

Here's something a little nicer that I got this morning! It came by courier.

2 kgs of beef liver treats! Plus some free lamb crumble!

Here's when I finally got to eat a treat.

I bet everyone's going to want to be my best friend now.

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That's it then! Goodbye summer! You were crap this year but we're still going to miss you.