My first spoof.

My stay-at-home human gets a good giggle from this TV commercial.



Duly inspired, she decided to make me the star of her own version.

GEORGIA LITTLE PEA [THAT'S ME], SPOKEN IN A NEAPOLITAN MASTIFF ACCENT [ONLY BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO BE BIGGER AND HAIRIER AND, OF COURSE, TO STAY TRUE TO THE ITALIAN THEME]:

I love to multi-task.

Here, I roll over, smile and ask for a tummy tickle at the same time.

And I love to listen.

Maybe sometimes, not so much.

And if I have no human to listen to, I practise my listening face.

I love to listen here.

                                                                                             I love to listen there.

I love to hear of the problems of your day.

 

Tell me more. 

I am here to listen.

I am listening and asking for a longan please.

When I am not listening, I like to talk.

I talk for you to practise your listening face.