I was at the park this morning and had this horrible feeling everyone was laughing at me.
I tried asking some littledogs what it was all about.
But they made no sense at all.
I had to get to the bottom of it. So finally, I plucked up the courage to ask Walter.
I couldn't believe what Walter told me.
My humans would never make me the butt of a cruel joke like that!
So I decided to check with Ted.
Not one to muck around, Ted showed me why he thought my humans did it.
I was heartbroken.
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Flashback to Thursday!
Some thing arrived in the post for me! The Typist found it on the i.n.t.e.r.n.e.t and ordered it specially for me! I was so excited because I don't get pressies ever! not even on my birthday!
It was a beautiful collar! The Typist even told me as she put it on -
"It's a most appropriate collar for you, Georgia Little Pea!"
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I was so happy!
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I thought despite all her grumbling she loved me!
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Boy, was I wrong.
Sniffle.
I don't really fart THAT much, do I?
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Words fail me, Ms. GLP, words fail me.
ReplyDeleteSympathetically,
Ben in Bermtopia
Oh Georgia, sometimes I just wanna reach through the computer and give you a big hug! You poor, abused dog.
ReplyDeleteNever mind, Georgia - some people seem to think 'Little Stinker' is a term of endearment, and I'm sure that is what your Typist had in mind when she ordered it. And, after all, if you are the 'Little Stinker' in the family, then the Typist and Cushion must be the 'Big Stinkers', right? Shall we order them matching teeshirts with "Big Stinker" on the back???
I'm with bermtopia, I just have no words.....So sorry for the indignities forced upon you.
ReplyDeleteI still love you
Bert
The dogs on this side of the globe take great pride in acquiring a scent that could be described as "stinking" by human sensitivities.
ReplyDeleteI think she was trying to tell you that you have achieved the ultimate in doggie odor.
However as soon as we reach there, we get a bath.
Dear Miss Jean, they ARE big stinkers. Poo, what is that pong?! Hahaha! That'll teach them to be mean to me. I love payback, don't you?
ReplyDeleteBWAH HAHA times about a million! Wear it with pride, GLP. We all have our talents.
ReplyDeleteI need the link to that site, typist. Stat. GLP, will it make you feel better if your readers' dogs had one, too?
Little Stinkers Unite!
-c at ddy.
Oh Ms Pea, whatever will happen next week! The collar is bad enough but lolly pink to bring instant attention??? The indignities. Did you lose your lovely old understated collar at Jack's party - that was the last time you wore it I think.
ReplyDeleteAll I can say Georgia is live up to the title forced upon you and keep yer muzzle up.
xx (er, GLP it is kinda cute, ya know?) and on the upside, when the furore dies down your friends may even become a little envious!
She's got a point mate....*snigger* But I love ya! Deccy x
ReplyDeleteDear Miss Rose,
ReplyDeleteNo, I still have all my old collars. Apparently, I've gotten too fat to wear them comfortably. I think its just an excuse to be mean to me. Want to know something even more scary? There are more coming. HELP!!!
O M G Noooooooo (gulp)
ReplyDeletethis is terribles... terribles i must say... i mean.. here i was looking for the GMOL series.. and your "kind" typist got you this???
ReplyDeletewell.. lemme tell you what my good friend... you know how to "eat" a donut rite? well.. same goes for stinky collars... they work the same way... and i bet they taste great.
Get on to it will ya... you dun want your doggie friends to be laughing about yousssssssssssss for too long
btw.. my keeeeeeeyboard is stillss a bit out of what i mean whack......
Well, if the collar fits...
ReplyDeletePlus, it is actually quite pretty. You could always chew it to smithereens.
Flo has mostly grown out of her 'stinky' phase. I can't believe I'd forgotten how much puppies fart. Elsie keeps reminding me.
BOL - you know it is really bad when they nickname you "Stinky". I went to dog shows for years with a lady who owned a JRT who really deserved that name!
ReplyDeleteSam
I feel for you, Georgia, but it is an adorable collar. I would think this would make you very impressive at the dog park, especially with the boys. Boys seem to appreciate "gas" in a way us girls can't understand.
ReplyDeleteDear Georgia - I'm sure this nickname is meant as a term of endearment! I'm quite certain both your humans adore you and, while they may find you a little odiferous, they wouldn't know what to do without you. They only tease you because they love you ... or something like that. =)
ReplyDeleteI love this! It really made me wag, Ms. Georgia. So cruel, though, so cruel. Parents!
ReplyDeleteMaggie is also known as "Stinky," she could be classified as a biological weapon if she eats chicken with the skin on or cheese that isn't lactose free. Maybe your humans could find Cabot cheese for you? It would make up for the embarrassment the too cute collar is causing you.
ReplyDeleteOur neighbors have a family of real skunks living under their porch, we call them the Stinkersons. We occasionally have to change direction if they're out for a walk at dusk. The phrase "NOT A KITTY" has been used frequently. :)
I think it's a very smart collar...not personally my choice of colour, but hey each to their own (:
ReplyDeleteDear Maggie, please be careful. I don't want you to end up with a collar like mine. That would be too sad. I can't believe you live next door to skunks! That's awesome!
ReplyDeleteBTW, what does NOT A KITTY mean?
Dear William, how horrible is that colour! I think The Typist forgot I am a fearsome pigdog and not some girly chi. SO embarrassing.
Howdy Georgia, we like to think Little Stinker is a term of endearment for sure. It must be cause we get called similar things all the time! No worries, and love, Stella and Rory P.S. Thanks so much for your kind words when our Poppa passed away. We appreciated it x
ReplyDeleteoh no your humans are kinda mean
ReplyDeleteStop on by for a visit
Kari
http://www.dogisgodinreverse.com
Hey GLP, I want one of those for Frankie that says Little Bugger, and in pink ... so I can see him in the sand dunes!! I'd be inclined to just concentrate on the 'little' word, must mean you've lost some weight!
ReplyDeleteAnd GSOD stands for Greyhound Scream of Death, which usually happens when they've tripped over a blade of grass, got a speck of sand in their eye or bumped into a piece of furniture. But it never fails to send chills up a GH owner's spine. So you had it nailed:)
Greyhounds are sometimes crossed with other breeds here to produce pig dogs. It's not something we like to hear about.
Yup, Georgia's a lot greyhound. Squeal, whimper, whine.
ReplyDeleteA hot lolly pink collar for FRANKIE, the big and fearsome MALE pigdog? Never! Don't worry Frankie, I won't tell your mama where to get it ;) Actually, it looked much more subdued on Etsy (oops did I just give it away?)
Stupid humans! Guess we just can't expect much from them. Although truth be told, that's a gorgeous pink - I like it! BOL
ReplyDeleteWear it with pride, GLP, wear it with pride ;)
Your pal, CindyLu xx
I agree with some of the others, GLP, most dogs we know think that to be called a stinker is a good thing. Maybe the other dogs were smiling out of envy?
ReplyDeleteOh Georgia! I thought it was bad last week when I had a bath. This is HORRIBLE! I can't believe they would do a thing like this to a sweetheart like you. I will go through my collar makers lists and find something more appropriate for you!
ReplyDeleteBunny
Don't feel bad, Miss GLP. I call Dexter little stinker all the time!
ReplyDeleteAw Georgia, why does she keep doing this to you? You poor baby. You need to come and stay with me, we don't mind a little stink in the house, in fact in my house we have competitions to see who can smell the worse. (Here's a secret, I usually win.) ;-)
ReplyDeleteOh what a cruel cruel collar! I think they need to get you a new one with flowers on it! We love you Georgia!
ReplyDeleteBy the way Ms. Pea, you simply must accept my humble apologies for not commenting much sooner on your totally adorable and beautifully posed POSTAGE STAMP.
ReplyDeletexxxxx
unbelievable!
ReplyDeletethe nerve!
you do knoe, Georgia, dear what they say about paybacks, right?
yeah.